Best way to get deported?

Long story short: this city sucks. Nothing good about it. I wanna go home, but I don't feel like paying for my flight. I mean, I'm not poor or anything - my parents handed over a decent 6-digit trust fund to me when I turned 21. But I don't want to spend it on a flight. And it's not like Germany ever paid back Greece after the war. Or thanked America for the Marshall Plan. Whatever.So what's the most sure-fire way to get deported from this hellhole? I heard it is pretty difficult nowadays as just a few days ago that plane with Afghan criminals was canceled. So maybe something worse than rape but not as bad as murder? Any ideas? via /r/berlin http://ift.tt/2r3p6Ap